Cynicman’s debut – How to do stuff.- NerdMag

Mar 5th 09 Posted by guestgeek in Gadgets, Gags, Geeks, Gossip, Headline

Cynicman’s debut – How to do stuff.

My name is Cynicman and yes, I am the cynic of all cynics. I’ve been there I’ve done that and I’m wearing the t-shirt so enough about me let us get down to business.
For my first week, I decided to attempt to bring some sense of culture into the pathetic life of the average human being that might stumble upon this post. If your life is pathetic, then let me say: Welcome, I’ve been expecting you. Pull up a seat and pay attention.
While surfing on the sea of ones and zeros I came across this site that is so brilliant, that if Judas had found it, he probably would have stuck to hanging with the disciples instead of the trees. It’s known as VideoJug and carries video tutorials for everything in life. They even have a video tutorial on how to watch a video tutorial.
My favourite video tutorial was the video on how to get a girlfriend if you are a hopeless nerd. Yes, there is a video guide on how to actually get a date.

Dating Humor:How To Get A Girlfriend If You’re A Hopeless Nerd

So now that you know how to walk the walk and talk the talk, you should be able to go out there and find a babe almost as good as me Julie. Maybe she won’t be as fit as me Julie, but at least you are getting out there. In case you get given bat… keep trying, and make sure lots of people see you, cos it’s always good for a lmao or two!

Here are a few more videos that I think are of particular use to the human race:

How to kiss.
I’ve dated many girls… and 95% of them kiss like they’re trying to tongue a horse. Pay attention!

THE LOVE STORY:How To Kiss Someone Passionately

How to remove her bra with one hand

THE LOVE STORY:How To Undo Her Bra With One Hand

Well, this is Cynicman saying, thank you, and I don’t care! Visit me on facebook or read my blog here.