Win a Pink MP3 Player!
Right guys, this is the official NerdMag Wellingtons Day competition! YOU, yes, you behind the keyboard over there, can win yourself this neat little MP3 Player gadget thingy. It has 2Gb of data storage, that’s good for about … erg … uuuuhhh … stuffit, I dunno how many songs it’s good for, but I’m pretty darn sure it’s a lot! And best of all … it’s PINK! (Hands off SheBee)
So, if you are sitting there on the couch with your loved one, watching you partners favourite DVD, but you would rather be chewing your own toenails off, just slip in the little earphonetjies in your ear and wonder off into your own musicland…
And back to reality! To win this all you have to do is place a comment on this blog with your Saffa one-liner pick-up line!
“Saffa”, for those of you don’t know, is the shortened word for South Africa, created for South Africans, by South Africans (in the UK)
That’s your entry into the comp. Winners will be announced on Monday (16 Feb 2009).
Rules
The usual rules apply. You know what they are - we wont exchange the prize for cash, no we wont accept your poodle named fluffy either. It closes at Midnight on 15 February 2009. Ummm, what else? No employees nor writers of NerdMag can enter (sorry SheBee, not gonna happen, and I know how much you love pink).
[Ed's note: This is utter bullcrap. I want it! *sob*]
vincenthofmann
SheBee
AcademicGeek
gogi
gobz
cath-jenkin
JuicyJustin
BlindCripple
supercopygurl
Green_Guerrilla
Cassey
romeogeek
steve-tech
beetle001
For some prime examples of saffa oneliners, have a look at the colab my friend Talfer and I came up with this morning:
http://jeremynell.com/2009/02/south-african-valentines-day-messages/
Not quite a one liner.. but i can see a boertjie boy trying to pull this one off after one two many black labels..
” Beer is for us manne,
Boerie is what we braai,
I schmaak you for my cherrie,
and i think you are lekker naai!”
Mr Price are Red
The Bulls is Blue
I like it when your jean pant
Can like to be off you
hahahaha!
Dutchman are such chops sometimes.
How is this for a SAFFA pick-up line?
“You and me go together like brandy and coke.”
Hey sexy squirrel, wanna play with my nuts?
^_^
“My hart brand om daardie soet wyn van you siel to besmaak…”
*smooch* *smooch* *smooch* *smooch* ….
Excuse me, do you think this smells like chloroform?
(off-sides I know!)
“You maybe isn’t the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.”
one more: “I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can like to make your bed rock.”
Oh dear
Although ACTUALLY the best pick-up line I’ve personally heard was while walking down Long St. The sneaky young man in question said: “Excuse me I’m doing a survey and I’d like to know: what was the best pick-up line you’ve ever heard?”
It sure beat the basket ball playing charmer on Sea Point Main road who hollered after me: “Hey babeee, you wanna play with my ball?” :-/
[...] After much deliberation, exasperation, exoneration, some manipulation and exhaustion, we have a winner for the PINK MP3 Player. [...]
Ag noes man, my purty pink player still hasn’t arrived
Damn you snail mail for taking so long!! 
Craig. Noted, dude. I’ll jump all over Juicy Justin about this and see whats going on.
Thanks for letting me know.
x
Ah dude! I need to go collect it and then ship it off to you! You will have it shortly! PROMISE!
Wow, that rather UNcamouflaged hint worked better than what I thought it would!
Dude, does the ship first go around Europe before it hit’s Gordon’s Bay? Still no MP3 player
Promises, promises…
i love to hear music everyday on my ipod mp3 player as well as on my cellphone mp3 player.;*;