Why I Screw Nerds.
ExMi - Totally Taboo.
There’s this stereotype, right. That nerds are, well, to be perfectly blunt – un-sexy. I beg to differ. Beg to differ completely. I’ve always known nerds were hot. A completely untapped sexual resource. A virtual fucking goldmine, if you’ll excuse the limp pun. There’s no shortage, supply far exceeds demand.
Nerds, with their glasses, slightly awkward and embarrassing social mannerisms are some of the finest fucks known to women. Nerds fuck like you’d imagine Clark Kent fucks after you’ve removed the glasses and ripped the Superman underpants off with your teeth. You know what it is? About 10 years worth of pent-up sexual frustration being released in one night. And that, ladies and gentleman, is something to behold.
Nerds, with their long, supple fingers exercised consistently over a keyboard for 15+hrs a day. The stuff wet dreams are made of. Nerds, who’ve spent a greater portion of their life, watching porn and memorizing all the best moves. Man, it’s worth putting up with talk about YouTube and CSS. Whatever that is.
Yes. I have shared my secret. I have long been a fan of nerds. While all the girls I knew were wasting time with the jocks, I always had myself a collection of nerds. Don’t get me wrong, while I still indulged in a little pretty-boy action every now and again, my main satisfaction was provided by nerds. You see, although jocks are pretty to look at, and lovely to touch, they’re a bit lacking. It’s all that sport, I tell you. It’s a means of release. Which nerds lack, so they’re so full of vitality.
You might be wondering if I’ve gone off nerds, speaking in the past tense, seeing as I was having such a spanktabulous time with nerdy little boys. I haven’t, it’s just because I found my jock. My pretty boy. Who’s also a little nerdy inside. So it’s time to pass the secret onto others. Nerds. There are no better lovers.
Sorry, I got lost in the moment there. A little reminiscing if you will. But will I share? Ah, maybe next week. Until then, I’ll leave you with something my nerd sexcapades taught me: That saying, “it’s the quiet ones that are the tigers in bed”? It’s not just a saying.
But that’s all I’m saying. For now.
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intersting view point? who wrote the article?
oh… i see… her name is ExMi
Have great weak spot for nerds – refer to my blog re the 27dinner; HEAVEN!!
I second that, nerds (and geeks) are hot
i’m all for nerds.
Interesting, and whilst I’m neither a nerd nor Jock, I’m sure there will be plenty of comments to follow from guys (and gals) claiming to be nerds, sure your twittermeter is going through the roof after this article.
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You missed the key strength of the nerd lover – his obsession with knowledge and skill. A nerd who discovers the wonders of female sexual sexual pleasure will pursue an understanding of female pleasure like he does all other knowledge. And he will learn how to deploy that knowledge to great effect!
So there is hope after all? Good on you nerdies!
David – sorry about that. guess i got so caught up in all the actual pleasuring, i never stopped to think about how nerd-skills were involved in acquiring those talents.
you make a good point. and one i will willingly second.
hear fucking hear.
This is just one of those posts that makes your Monday bearable! Put a smile on my dial thats for sure.
Interesting post Exmi. Now we just need to spread the word to non geek girls then I will be one happy geek. Oh and geeks dont watch porn…
Nice post, I’m interested to see how this comment thread grows and grows… and of course the next piece you write.
This is a shamefully terrible post. Who let you publish this?
Stevin – thank you dear.
Ash – geeks don’t watch porn? tut tut. clearly you’re missing out.
idale – i’m looking forward to having a good giggle too.
paul – twas shebee. the woman has taste. what can i say?
I suddenly feel all warm and fuzzy inside
Nerds ftw!
It’s a Nerd Dating site! Hookups done on this column
Hey ladies
If you need to turn a geek on, perhaps you should read this cartoon for a tip: Scroobl
Exmi, perhaps we could get you to duplicate this scene in real life and take a picture of it for us?
Ok wearing squared spectacles and tight kitsch clothing does not make one a nerd.
I mean who actually wants to bonk bill gates?
I guess the real nerds are the ones who are hard to figure out and have problems relating to other people because their conversations tend to consist of physics, computers, astronomy and some other cultish thinsgs.
challenge might be accepted.
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Exmi
I think the challenge should only be accepted once you get 1oo yesses in the comments of your blog!
I already yessed, and everybody knows one of my yesses counts as 20 normal yesses.
So only 80 to go!
i said might.
i didn’t say it had been accepted. only might.
Ahahaha, what a fantastic article and so well written too!
“Nerds, with their long, supple fingers exercised consistently over a keyboard for 15+hrs a day. The stuff wet dreams are made of.” ~ Classic, almost fell off my chair when I read that
ChrisM – is that because you can totally relate?
I only have one discrepancy with your post.
Goldmines don’t fuck.
ah. but if they did. it would be like nerds do.
ExMi.. maaaaaaaybe
Hi Exmi, where can I sign up ?
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I didnt realise until I read this – that, you are indeed right about this!
The most satisfying sex I have had has been with nerds!!
So it would appear then that nerds are the best kept sex secret!
Wellll….. without going into too much detail, my top two best experiences were with nerds too. So yeah, ExMi’s definitely onto something.
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Great Read!
I envy your bluntness… lol
I married a nerd…. aren’t you jealous. ha
@L33t N3rd, definately not
Im a nerd and a jock so what does that mean?
and yes i play CSS
It means, Merc, that I want to meet you
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haha
drop me an aslr and ill get back to u
Did you seriously just ask me for my aslr? How very 2006ish of you.
Well thats not very nice, and if you did notice the “:P” face, you would know that i was joking
i knew i wasn’t alone — i am so with you 110% on that! the best sex i’ve ever had >> nerds!
Haha so true! Cool article – really well written – Totally agree – Some of the best sex I’ve ever had has been with slightly shy / slightly awkward geeky girls. Glasses get me every time too, add sexy lingerie and I’m set.
PS ExMi is totally fucking hot – Am I allowed to say that?
@LucasGo – of course you’re allowed to say that. hell, say it again if you like.
i got glasses, lingerie and am slightly shy. you game?
@ ExMi On one condition. Glasses stay on, at all times.
@LucasGo you have yourself a deal my friend.
@ExMi Ah such a tease. Can I keep the mental picture you gave me?
@Lucas baby. who said anything about me teasing? i am serious!
oh. and what mental picture was that?
@ExMi Well the picture of you… in lingerie and glasses of course.
@LucasGo i knew what you were referring to. I just wanted to hear you say it.
@ ExMi Cheap thrill?
http://www.dieselsweeties.com/ >> causing a spectacle! long live the nerd!
you’ll get no argument from me on that point!
Of course this is not limited to nerd/geek guys only… nerd/geek girls are some of the most voracious lovers known to man (or, to be honest, to woman
Also, many of them don’t have the dress sense with which to dress to show off their bodies… Meaning very pleasant surprises once the clothes come off :-9
Last point here: A geek girl-friend recently claimed that she knows of no geek girls that do _not_ have and make use of porn.
Put that in your pipe and awk it.
ExMi i have to totally agree with you
being a nerd my self and also having nerd grlfs i can tell you that girl nerds are pretty hot
even hotter in the shower
and even hotter than that is when you can convince them to were something like this (http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn202/theworldofisaac/Chicks/princessleia.jpg)
if you need any ideas for nerd lingerie just google it
ExMi, there is a particular scene in the movie “Revenge of the Nerds” you’d be interested in. It explains why nerds are better in bed.
V2Blast – tell me more, dear.
Hi… ASL?
Nerds and jocks both suck in bed. Find something in between and let’s get real. Enough of the “Wow, who would have ever thought!?” This argument is analogous to “girls love guys with tiny cranks.” In reality (outside of message posts and kitschy t-shirts), hot girls simply don’t want nerdy dudes. Just ask a nerd where his last load ended up. If he’s telling the truth, he’ll tell you in his red-ringed tubesock.
@complicatedmama, doesn’t the sex stop when you get married
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